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when my morning comes around
February and March wore me out. Here’s a voice memo of me learning to play an Iris Dement song after my son went to sleep.
Belle Plaine
Mar 14
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things I learned when my identity was stolen
Yeah, you read that right. I had my identity stolen last month. The crooks got a credit card from Walmart and also opened up a postal box in my name in…
Belle Plaine
Mar 6
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February 2023
five hobbies: successful and otherwise
pt. 1: baths I’m good at baths. I can soak for Guinness Book lengths of time. I can order my grocery pick-up, exfoliate, listen to a podcast and…
Belle Plaine
Feb 26
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uh oh
My son is in his Uh Oh Phase. I taught him to say it. He used to lose his mind if he spilled his milk. I’d say, “It’s just an ‘uh oh’, honey. There’s no…
Belle Plaine
Feb 18
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only in dreams
I have dreams where I hang out with people who I don’t actually know. Is this normal? I don’t recall when it started. It was pre-pandemic. I can’t even…
Belle Plaine
Feb 10
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how I would love to be the earth
how I would love to be the earth. holding seeds as they sleep intimately. knowing their gentle opening in the darkness. feeling the pale shoot press…
Belle Plaine
Feb 2
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January 2023
shopping
“What do you two do for a living?” the young woman asks us. “As little as possible,” my friend says. She and I laugh too long and too loudly. The young…
Belle Plaine
Jan 25
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lost & found
On the 12 hour ferry ride from Mazatlan to La Paz I lost a filigree pendant that my old roommate gave to me. It was a precious item. She gifted it to me…
Belle Plaine
Jan 17
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the sock king
Keep an eye on your lighter. Where did you put your phone charger? Are your keys in his pocket? Are your suits hanging behind his office door?
Belle Plaine
Jan 9
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hello, 2023
Around this time last year I noticed that two of the newsletters I was subscribed to were on Substack. I investigated and decided to give it a rip. I…
Belle Plaine
Jan 1
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December 2022
we were
we were caught in the rain. you were worried for your hat and so I stuck it up the skirt of my dress like a lunatic. we were new-ish and broken-ish. we…
Belle Plaine
Dec 27, 2022
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my family in funny hats
I try not to ask much of my family. But at Christmas I expect them to wear make them wear a tissue paper hat. From a silly Christmas cracker come these…
Belle Plaine
Dec 21, 2022
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